What this crude parrot says cracks me up!

A girl was complaining to her friend about her pet parrot calling her a whore.

 

Her friend tells her to give him the parrot for a few days and he can sort things out.

 

He takes the parrot home, fills a tub with water, and holds the parrot’s head under the water for a bit and asks it, “When you see her what do you say?”

 

The parrot responds, “Whore!”

 

He dips the parrot’s head in another time and asks him again.

 

The parrot replies, “Still a whore!”

 

He’s furious now, he dips his head in for a third time, almost drowning him.  He asks again.

 

This time the parrot replies, “Ma’am”.

 

He takes the parrot back to her and tells her it’s all sorted.

 

She asks the parrot “If you see me walking home with a guy, what do you say?”

 

The parrot replies, “He’s just your husband, ma’am”.

 

Girl: “And if you see me walking home with two guys?”

 

Parrot: “It’s just your father and brother visiting, ma’am”.

 

Girl: “and if you see me with three guys?”

 

The parrot turns to her friend and says,

 

“FFS!  Get the tub ready, I told you she’s a whore!”