There were these two not-so-smart guys,…
… Dwayne and Jock, and they locked their keys in their car.
Dwayne says to Jock, “What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?”
Jock ponders this, and then says, “No, people will think we’re trying to break in.”
Dwayne says, “Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?”
Jock answered, “No, people will think we’re too stupid to use the coat hanger.”
“Well we better think of something quick, because it’s starting to rain and the sunroof is open!”