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The Teacher asks Little Johnny A Question In Class

    The teacher asked little Johnny a question…

     

    Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats would you have?

     

    Little Johnny: Seven!

     

    Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats would you have?

     

    Little Johnny: Seven!

     

    Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?

     

    Little Johnny: Six.

     

    Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?

     

    Little Johnny: Seven!

     

    Teacher: Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!

     

    Little Johnny: Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!

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