Short – A man and his wife are sound asleep in bed when the phone rings

A man and his wife are sound asleep in bed when the phone rings.

 

The man picks up, listens for a second and says, “How the hell would I know, you idiot? I’m not a weatherman,” before slamming down the receiver.

 

“Who was that?” asks his wife.

 

“Wrong number.  It was some jerk asking if the coast was clear.”