A Pirate walks into a Bar – Funny Joke

A pirate walks into a bar with an eye-patch, peg-leg, and hook for a hand.

 

The bartender notices his leg, “How did you get that peg-leg?”

 

The pirate replies, “It were many years ago.  I were walkin’ on the deck when a wave swept a shark aboard.  The shark bit me leg off!”

 

“Wow,” replies the bartender.  “What about that hand?”

 

“It were many years ago.  I were walkin’ on the deck when a wave swept a killer whale aboard.  The whale bit my hand off!”

 

“Oh,” replies the bartender.  “How about the eye?”

 

The pirate replies, “It were many years ago.  I were walkin’ on the deck when a seagull came outta nowhere and pooped in my eye.”

 

“And that blinded you?” asked the bartender.

 

“No, twas me first day with the hook.”