Jokes Of The Day
A pirate walks into a bar with an eye-patch, peg-leg, and hook for a hand.
The bartender notices his leg, “How did you get that peg-leg?”
The pirate replies, “It were many years ago. I were walkin’ on the deck when a wave swept a shark aboard. The shark bit me leg off!”
“Wow,” replies the bartender. “What about that hand?”
“It were many years ago. I were walkin’ on the deck when a wave swept a killer whale aboard. The whale bit my hand off!”
“Oh,” replies the bartender. “How about the eye?”
The pirate replies, “It were many years ago. I were walkin’ on the deck when a seagull came outta nowhere and pooped in my eye.”
“And that blinded you?” asked the bartender.
“No, twas me first day with the hook.”