Satire: The economy is so bad that this happened

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My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.


CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.


Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.


I saw a Mormon with only one wife.


McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.


Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.


Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.


A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.


A picture is now only worth 200 words.


When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.


The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.


And, finally…


I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.Β  I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!

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