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Satire: The economy is so bad that this happened

    THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT…

     

    My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

     

    CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

     

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

     

    I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

     

    McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

     

    Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

     

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

     

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

     

    A picture is now only worth 200 words.

     

    When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

     

    The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

     

    And, finally…

     

    I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.  I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!

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