A man is sitting naked in the men’s sauna, when suddenly he gets a raging boner. He doesn’t quite know what to do next, so he gets up and yells:
“I need a woman, I need a woman right now!”
Another man in the sauna tells him:
“Well, stop yelling at us, go to the women’s sauna instead!”
The man complies and rushes into the women’s sauna, still yelling and with his member still standing at attention:
“I need a woman, I need a woman right now!”
A woman in the sauna gets angry, stands up, takes a scoop of cold water and throws it at his crotch.
The man instantly loses his erection. He looks down at his johnson and says:
“Oh, so you were just thirsty, you little bastard?”