A teacher is trying to instruct her class on the meaning of the word “definitely”.
“Can anyone give me an example?” She asks.
Suzie raises her hand, “The grass is definitely green.”
“Sometimes the grass can be brown,” The teacher answers.
“Anyone else?”
“The sky is definitely blue,” Says Timmy.
“The sky can be gray if it’s cloudy, or black at night,” Says the teacher.
In the back of the class little Johnny raises his hand and asks, “Do farts have lumps?”
Caught off guard the teacher says, “No, of course not!”
Johnny replies,
“Then I definitely pooped my pants.”
