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In the dead of night, precisely at 3:00 AM, a relentless pounding on the door roused a man and his wife from their slumber.
Groggily, the man shuffled to the door where he was greeted by the disheveled sight of a drunken stranger, who was being drenched by an unforgiving downpour, pleading for a push.
“Not a chance,” the husband grumbled, eyeing the clock and noting the ungodly hour. “It is 3:00 in the morning!”
With that, he firmly shut the door and trudged back to bed.
His wife, curiosity piqued, inquired, “Who was at the door?”
“Just some inebriated fellow begging for a push,” he grunted in response.
“And did you assist him?” she pressed, her tone laced with disappointment.
“No, I did not. It’s 3 in the morning, and it’s absolutely pouring outside!” he defended.
Chidingly, his wife retorted, “Seems you’ve forgotten the kindness we once received. Recall, if you will, our own predicament three months prior when we were stranded and two kind souls came to our aid. I truly believe you should help him. Honestly, you ought to be ashamed for refusing! Remember, God holds a soft spot for the inebriated as well.”
Chastened, the man acquiesced, donned his attire, and ventured into the relentless storm.
He called into the darkness, “Hello, are you still there?”
A muffled “Yes” echoed in response.
“Do you still require a push?” he shouted into the shadows.
“Indeed, please!” the voice replied from somewhere in the blackness.
Perplexed, the husband queried, “Where exactly are you?”
The drunken voice answered with a hiccup,
“Over here… on the swing.”
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