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A French, a Russian and a Yankee compared how many times they made love…

In this side-splitting tale, a Frenchman, an Italian, and an American share their escapades from the night before.

From steamy encounters to breakfast confessions, you won't believe what unfolds on this international flight! 🛫🤣

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A Frenchman and a Russian were seated next to an American on a long flight. As they loosened up with a few drinks, the conversation turned to their love lives.

"I made love to my wife four times last night," boasted the Frenchman, "and she greeted me this morning with delicious crepes, professing her undying love for me."

"Da comrade," said the Russian, "but I topped that. Six times last night, and this morning my wife served me a magnificent omelette, declaring her eternal devotion."

Curious, they turned to the American, who had been silent. "And you?" they asked.

"Once," he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian scoffed. "And what did she say this morning?"

The American shrugged,…

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