Funny Joke: I received a phone call from my gorgeous ex-wife who wanted to rekindle the old magic

? Read The Joke Of The Day ? I received a phone call from my gorgeous ex-wife this morning who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.

Wow! I was flabbergasted.

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now." I said, "I'm a bit older, a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me."

"Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

"Yeah," I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

"Anyway," she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I hung-up.