Funny Joke: Three little boys were at school, bragging about how fast their fathers were

Three little boys were at school, bragging about how fast their fathers were.

The first little boy says, “My Daddy drives race cars, and goes over 200 miles an hour!”

The second little boy says, “That’s nothin’. My Daddy flies jet airplanes faster than the speed of sound!”

The third little boy says, “I got you both beat. My Daddy’s a Government employee.”

The other two boys are confused.

“A Government employee – how is that faster than a race car driver or a jet pilot?”

The third little boy says,

“Well he is meant to work until 5pm each day, but he always gets home before 3:30!”