A man made love to the beautiful young woman seven times…

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. ⛪️

Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." 🙏

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night, my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times." 😳🔥

The priest thought long and hard, then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice." 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The priest said,

"No, but it will wipe that smile off your face." 😁🍋