She bent over naked and was taken from behindโฆ
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Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet. ๐ถ๐ฅ
The Black Labrador asked the Yellow Labrador, "So why are you here?" ๐โ
The Yellow Labrador replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everythingโฆthe sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed." ๐๏ธ๐พ๐ถ๐๏ธ
The Black Labrador said, "So what's the vet going to do?" ๐โ
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the Yellow Labrador. "They reckon it'll calm me down." ๐ฌโ๏ธ
"And why are you here?" the Yellow Labrador asked the Black.
The Black Labrador said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my ownerโs couch." ๐ธ๐ณ๐ก๐๏ธ
"So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Labrador inquired. ๐โ
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Labrador said. ๐ขโ๏ธ
The Black Labrador then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?" ๐โ
"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, and fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her feet, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away." ๐ณ๐ฟ๐พ
The Black and the Yellow Labradors exchanged a sad glance. "So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?" ๐โ๏ธ
The Great Dane said, "No, apparently I'm just here to get my nails clipped!" ๐๐