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She bent over naked and was taken from behindโ€ฆ

๐Ÿคฃ ๐—๐—ผ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ข๐—ณ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐——๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐ŸŽ‰ She bent over naked and was taken from behindโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’…

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet. ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅ

The Black Labrador asked the Yellow Labrador, "So why are you here?" ๐Ÿ•โ“

The Yellow Labrador replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everythingโ€ฆthe sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed." ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

The Black Labrador said, "So what's the vet going to do?" ๐Ÿ•โ“

"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the Yellow Labrador. "They reckon it'll calm me down." ๐Ÿ˜ฌโœ‚๏ธ

"And why are you here?" the Yellow Labrador asked the Black.

The Black Labrador said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my ownerโ€™s couch." ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

"So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Labrador inquired. ๐Ÿ•โ“

"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Labrador said. ๐Ÿ˜ขโœ‚๏ธ

The Black Labrador then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?" ๐Ÿ•โ“

"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, and fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her feet, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away." ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ˜พ

The Black and the Yellow Labradors exchanged a sad glance. "So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?" ๐Ÿ˜”โœ‚๏ธ

The Great Dane said, "No, apparently I'm just here to get my nails clipped!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’…

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