A guy and his fiancรฉe are on their way to get marriedโฆ
๐คฃ ๐๐ผ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ ๐ข๐ณ ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ ๐ A guy and his fiancรฉe are on their way to get married when they get into a horrible car crash and both of them die. ๐๐ฅ ๐๐คฃ
A guy and his fiancรฉe are on their way to get married when they get into a horrible car crash and both of them die. ๐๐ฅ
They find themselves standing in line, waiting to go through the pearly gates.
The girl says, "I really wanted to get married. I wonder if we can still get married in heaven?" ๐๐ฐ
When they get to the gates, they decide to ask St. Peter.
St. Peter says, "I don't know. No one's ever asked me that before. Wait here, and I'll find out." ๐ค๐
So, a month goes by and St. Peter still hasn't returned.
Another month goes by, and the young couple are talking.
The guy says, "I really do want to get married, but this is for eternity. What if it doesn't work out?" โณ๐ฌ
Another month passes, and St. Peter finally returns.
He says, "I have great news. Yes! You can get married in heaven." ๐๐
The couple exclaims, "That's wonderful! But we were wondering, if it doesn't work out, could we get a divorce?" ๐
St. Peter is furious and slams his clipboard on the ground.
"What's wrong?" they ask. ๐ฒ๐
St. Peter replies, "Oh, come on. It took me 3 months to find a priest up here,"โฆ
"Do you have any idea how long it will take me to find a lawyer?!" ๐คโ๏ธ