A tall and handsome cowboy walks into a bar.
As he looks the place over, he notices a very attractive woman sitting by the bar, and without hesitating he walks right over and sits down next to her.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”
“No”, he replies, “I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.”
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”
The cowboy explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady says, “Well, that’s just silly. Go on, whats it telling you now?”
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”
The woman giggles and replies, “Well then it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!”
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing’s an hour fast.”
