God was just about done creating humans.Ā He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over.
He couldnāt decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them.
āIāve got two things for you, but youāll have to decide who gets what.Ā The first thing is the ability to pee standing upā¦ā
Adam interrupted, āOh please give that to me! Iād love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have.Ā Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!ā
On and on he went like an excited little boy, bouncing up and down.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it.
So God gave Adam the ability to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited that he just started whizzing all over the place ā first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he ādid the helicopterā with his thing.
āLook Eve, Iām a sprinkler!ā
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, āWell, I guess youāre kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.ā
Eve asked, āWhatās that?ā
God said, āBrains.ā