Funny Joke: The waitress can tell a lot about a man by the size of his tip

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A waitress at a diner gives a man his check.

As he gets up to leave, he puts down the amount for the check plus three cents for the tip.

The waitress notices this and approaches him before he leaves.

The waitress says, “You know, I can tell a lot about a person by each of the coins that are left.”

The man laughs, and says, “Okay, what do these pennies tell you about me?”

She says, “This first one tells me that you are very thrifty.”

The man replies, “Hmm. Yes, that’s true. Go on.”

“This second one tells me that you are not married.”

“Yes, that’s true too.”

The waitress continues her observation,

“And this last one tells me that your mother wasn’t married either.”

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