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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Wow, perfect timing. You’re just like Dave.”
The passenger asks, “Huh, who?”
The cabbie explains, “Dave Smith. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time.”
“Like when I came along just when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Dave Smith every single time.”
The passenger remarked, “There are always a few dark clouds over everybody.”
“Not Dave Smith,” the cabbie replied. “He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis.”
“He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star… and you should have heard him play the piano.”
“He was an amazing guy.”
The passenger said, “Sounds like he was really something special.”
The cabbie replied, “There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday.”
“He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with.”
“He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.”
“But Dave Smith could do everything right.”
The passenger was amazed, “Wow, what a guy!”
The cabbie continued, “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.”
“But Dave, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.”
“He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.”
“He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Dave Smith.”
The passenger asked, “So, how did you meet him?”
To which the cabbie answered,
“Oh, I never actually met Dave,”…
“He died and I married his wife.”
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