Funny Joke: A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman

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A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman,

“If I can show you something you have never seen before, will you give me a free drink?”

Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time, says, “Sure, impress me and I’ll give you a free tab for the night!”

So the man puts down the box and opens it. He then pulls a small piano out of it and places it on the bar, and then a little man as well.

The little man walks up to the piano and starts playing!

The barman was blown away by this and tells the man he can drink all night for free as agreed.

The barman then asks, “Where did you find the little man?”

“Well,” says the man, “I found this magic lamp.”

The man digs into the box and pulls out this old brass oil lamp.

“I rubbed it and a genie appeared. The genie granted me one wish, and then he said I must pass the lamp on to the next person that did me a kindness.”

“Wow,” says the barman.

The man then says, “As you gave me free drinks, I’m going to let you have the lamp. Be careful what you wish for though.”

So the barman rubs the lamp, and then makes his wish.

Next thing the bar has ducks everywhere!

The ducks are making one heck of a raucous, crapping all over the customers and bar.

The barman shouts at the man saying, “I wished for a million bucks! Not a million ducks!”

To this the man replies,…

“And you think that I wished for a 12 inch Pianist?!”

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