Three Nuns were granted a wish in Heaven – they chose to return to earth to fulfill their desires

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Three nuns passed away and went up to Heaven.

They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of servitude and chastity, God Himself was going to bestow upon them each one wish.

The first nun blushed and said, “This is slightly embarrassing, but I have to admit, while I did love serving the Lord, the vow of chastity was really tough on me.”

“May I return to Earth for a weekend of unbridled lust, with the face and body of Angelina Jolie?”

Saint Peter said, “Your wish is granted!”

*POOF* – She disappeared and returned to Earth to fulfill her fantasy.

The second nun agreed and said, “I’d like the same, but may I return with the face and body of Jennifer Lawrence?”

Saint Peter said again, “Your wish is granted!”

*POOF* – Away she went!

The third nun, an Italian girl, nodded her head in agreement, “I too would like the same, but may I return with the face and body of Alice Gan Pipalini?”

With a confused look, Saint Peter replied, “I’m sorry Sister, but I do not know of her? Is she a famous starlet?”

The Sister squealed with excitement, “Oh my, yes, yes she is! She’s the most famous one of them all! Look at this article I’ve been saving for years!”

And with that, she reached into her pocket and pulled out an old, yellow, folded up newspaper article, which she handed to him with shaking hands.

Saint Peter slowly unfolded the paper and read the headline aloud,

“Alaskan Pipeline laid by 500 men in one week.”

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