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The bartender asked a man sitting at the bar, ‘What’ll you have?’
The man answered, ‘A scotch, please.’
The bartender handed him the drink and said, ‘That’ll be five dollars.’
The man said, ‘What do you mean? I don’t owe you anything for this.’
A lawyer sitting nearby overheard the conversation.
He said to the bartender, ‘The customer’s got a point. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration.’
The bartender was predictably unhappy, but said to the man, ‘Okay, I’ll let you off this time, but don’t ever let me catch you in here again.’
The next day, the same man walked into the bar.
The bartender said, ‘What the heck are you doing in here? I thought I told you to keep away from this place. I can’t believe you’ve got the nerve to come back.’
The man said innocently, ‘What are you talking about? I’ve never been in this bar in my life.’
Fearing that he had made a mistake, the bartender backed down.
‘I’m very sorry,’ he said, ‘but the likeness is uncanny. You must have a double.’
‘That’s very kind of you,’ said the man. ‘Make it a scotch.’
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