Funny (dirty) Joke: She was wearing nothing but the shirt she slept in

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My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast.

She was wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,

“You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”

My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”

She explained,

“The egg timer’s broken.”

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