Funny Joke: A man answers a cell phone in the locker room – the other men are amazed

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings, and a man puts the phone on speaker and begins to talk as he puts on his golf shoes.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

Man: β€œHello?”

Woman: β€œHoney, its me. Are you at the club?”

Man: β€œYes.”

Woman: β€œI’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only 1,200 dollars right now, down from 1,900. Is it okay if I buy it?”

Man: β€œSure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

Woman: β€œOh, thanks so very much. I also stopped by the Mercedes garage this morning and saw the new models. There was one that I really, really liked.”

Man: β€œHow much?”

Woman: β€œ80,000 dollars.”

Man: β€œOK, but for that price I want it with all the optional extras.”

Woman: β€œGreat! Oh, and one more thing. The house that we looked at last year is back on the market. They’re asking 1,500,000 dollars.”
Man: β€œWell then, go ahead and make them an offer, but no more than 1,250,000.”

Woman: β€œWow, great! I’ll see you later! I love you!”

Man: β€œLove you too, bye!”

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are looking at him in absolute astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks,

β€œAnyone know whose phone this is?”

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