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Jacob and Jessica had been dating for over a year, and so they decided to get married.
They loved each other dearly, and everything was on track for a bright future together.
There was only one problem, and quite a big one at that: Jessicaβs younger sister.
The younger sister was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when near Jacob and give him a full view of her underwear.
He suspected that it had to be deliberate β she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day Jessicaβs little sister called and asked Jacob to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when he arrived.
She whispered to Jacob that he was soon to be married, and that she had feelings and desires for him that she couldnβt overcome, and didnβt really want to overcome.
She told him that she wanted to ‘have him’ just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister.
Jacob was in total shock and couldnβt say a word.
The younger sister said, βIβm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and take me.β
Jacob was stunned.
He was frozen in shock as he watched her saunter up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at him.
He stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
He opened the door, stepped out of the house and walked straight towards his car.
Jacobβs future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged Jacob and said,
βWe are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldnβt ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the familyβ.
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.