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Funny (dirty) Joke: The Fireman comes home and tells his wife how the house will be run

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    A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife,

    “We have a wonderful system at the fire station.”

    “Bell 1 rings: We put on our jackets;”

    “Bell 2 rings: We slide down the pole;”

    “Bell 3 rings; We’re on the firetrucks.”

    “From now on, we’re going to run this house the same way.”

    “When I say Bell 1: I want you to strip naked.”

    “When I say Bell 2: I want you to jump into bed.”

    “When I say Bell 3: We’re going to make passionate love.”

    The next night, the fireman comes home from work and yells,

    “Bell 1!”

    His wife takes off her clothes.

    “Bell 2!”

    His wife jumps into bed.

    “Bell 3!”

    They begin to make love.

    After two minutes, his wife yells,

    “Bell 4!”

    “Huh? What’s Bell 4?” the husband asks.

    “More hose,” she replies,…

    “You’re nowhere near the fire!”

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