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Funny (dirty) Joke: One day in Ireland two leprechauns knock on the door of a convent

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    One day in Ireland two leprechauns knock on the door of a convent.

    The mother superior opens the door to see the two little green men.

    “How may I help you?” she asks.

    “Mother superior,” the younger leprechaun says. “Are there any leprechaun nuns in your convent?”

    The mother superior thinks for a while and answers, “No, we have no leprechaun nuns.”

    “Well, miss, do ye know of any leprechaun nuns in the county?” the younger leprechaun asks.

    The mother superior thinks for a second and answers, “As far as I know, there aren’t any in the county.”

    “Well, do ye know of any leprechaun nuns in all of Ireland then?” the younger leprechaun asks.

    The mother superior ponders the question, then says,

    “As far as I know, there aren’t any in this convent, county or in this country.”

    “What’s with you and leprechaun nuns?”

    The younger leprechaun says to his friend,

    “I told you you were screwing a penguin!”

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