Funny (corny) Joke: A king and his footmen were guarding a castle during a war

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A king and his footmen were guarding a castle during a war.

One of the footmen guarding the gatehouse begins calling,…

β€œSIRE, WE SEE A BATTALION IN THE DISTANCE!”

The king orders the men to defensive positions, then rushes up the wall where the footman points at the indistinct and distant mass of men.

β€œWhat do you think? Friends or foes?” the king asks.

β€œI think they’re friends, sire.” answers the footman.

β€œSee any banners to think that?” the king asks.

β€œNo, but they wouldn’t be huddling together if they hated each other.”

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