Elderly couple gets stranded on an unchartered island

Old couple lost on unchartered island joke

An elderly couple is flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary.

 

Suddenly, the captain announces over the public address system, โ€œLadies and gentlemen, Iโ€™m sorry to say that I have some bad news.ย  Our engines are malfunctioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.

 

Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach.

 

However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives.โ€

 

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

 

An hour later, the husband turns to his wife and asks, โ€œHoney, did we pay the car bill this month?โ€

 

โ€œNo, sweetheart,โ€ she responds.

 

Still shaken from the crash landing, he then asks, โ€œDid we pay our credit card bill yet?โ€

 

โ€œOh no! Iโ€™m sorry. I forgot to send the check,โ€ she says.

 

โ€œOne last thing, did you remember to pay the medical bill for the hospital visit last month?โ€ he asks.

 

โ€œOh, forgive me, sweetheart,โ€ begged the wife. โ€œI didnโ€™t send that one, either.โ€

 

The husband grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 50 years.

 

She pulls away and asks him, โ€œWhat was the hug for?โ€

 

The husband answers, โ€œDonโ€™t you see?ย  The debt collectors will find us!โ€

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