Dirty Joke: You’ve got to make love to me this very moment

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,…

… wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in.

 

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”

 

My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”

 

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

 

Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.

 

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”

 

She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”