Dirty Joke: The man’s parrot tells him about his wife’s dirty little secret

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A man walks into a pet shop and sees a parrot for only $50.

Standing next to the cage, the man asks, “I wonder why he is so cheap?”

“Because I am defective,” came the reply. “I’ve got no legs.”

A little surprised the man asked, “Well how do you stay on your perch?”

The parrot draws him closer and whispers, “I have a big, ya know… I just wrap it around the bar and grip tight. Go offer the owner 30 bucks for me. He’ll take it.”

The man walks out of the store with the parrot and takes him home.

They become best of friends.

They talk sports, politics, current events. The man could not be happier.

One day the man gets home from work and the parrot beckons him over with his wing, “Psst… come here. I need to talk to you.”

“What is it?” the man enquires.

“It’s about your wife,” says the parrot.

“Okay, what about her?”

“Well, today a Fedex man knocked on the door, and she answered in a skimpy black negligee.”

The man gasps, “What! No way!”

“Aye, and then they embraced in a long passionate kiss,” the parrot went on.

“Holy smokes, that can’t be true!” the man exclaims.

“Aye, it is,” says the parrot. “Then they went over to the couch, she undressed him, and then things started to get really steamy…”

“Well,” the man asks, “what happened next?”

“From then on, I’m not sure,” confessed the parrot,…

“I let go of the perch.”

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