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ADULT JOKE: Once upon a golf course, a gentleman found himself lost and in need of assistance.

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    Once upon a golf course, a gentleman found himself lost and in need of assistance. Seeking help, he spotted a lady ahead and approached her with a polite request, “Excuse me, could you please guide me? I seem to have lost track of the hole I’m on.”

    Kindly, the lady responded, “No worries! You’re one hole behind me. I’m on the 7th hole, and you’re on the 6th.”

    Grateful for her help, the man continued playing. However, his sense of direction seemed to betray him again later on. Feeling a bit sheepish, he approached the same lady and asked, “I apologize for bothering you again, but it seems I’m lost once more. Could you please tell me which hole I’m on?”

    With a smile, she replied, “No problem at all! You’re still one hole behind me. I’m currently on the 14th, and you’re on the 13th.”

    Thanking her once more, the man completed his round. Later, in the clubhouse, he spotted the helpful lady and mustered the courage to approach her. Feeling grateful for her assistance, he asked if he could buy her a drink as a token of appreciation, which she gladly accepted.

    As they sat together, sipping their drinks and chatting, curiosity got the best of him. He couldn’t help but inquire about her profession. With a hint of hesitation, she replied, “Well, I work in sales.”

    Intrigued, he exclaimed, “No way! So do I! What do you sell?”

    Initially hesitant, she finally gave in to his curiosity on one condition – that he wouldn’t burst into laughter. He eagerly agreed.

    With a blush, she revealed, “I sell sanitary napkins.”

    Unable to contain himself, the man burst into uncontrollable laughter, falling to the floor with tears in his eyes. The woman reminded him, “You promised not to laugh!”

    Still chuckling, he replied, “I’m genuinely sorry, but I couldn’t resist. You see, I sell toilet paper… So, I guess you could say I’m still one hole behind you!”
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