Adult Joke: A wife gets sick of doing things for her husband for free – so she packs to goto Vegas

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~~~ Marriage Joke ~~~
A husband comes home from work to find his wife in the living room with her suitcase packed.

He says, “Huh, what’s going on?”

She says. “I’m leaving you, I’m going to Las Vegas.”

The husband responds, “Holy smokes, why?!”

She says, “You know that thing I did to you with my mouth last night? Well I found out today I can earn $400 for that, instead of giving it to you for nothing!”

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down with his suitcase packed as well.

His wife says, “Now where do you think you are going?!”

“Heck,” he says,”…

“I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!”

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