A guy asks his girlfriend for a dirty favor

Guy and girl leaning against wall dirty joke

One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home.


After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny.ย  With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her:

โ€œHoney, would you give me a blow job?โ€


Horrified, she replies, โ€œAre you crazy? My parents will see us!โ€


โ€œOh come on!ย  Whoโ€™s gonna see us at this hour?โ€


โ€œBut can you imagine if we get caught?!?โ€


โ€œOh come on!ย  Thereโ€™s nobody around, theyโ€™re all sleeping!โ€


โ€œNo way.ย  Itโ€™s just too risky!โ€


โ€œOh please, please, I love you so much?!?โ€


โ€œNo, no, and no.ย  I love you too, but I just canโ€™t!โ€


โ€œOh yes you can.ย  Please?โ€


โ€œNo, no. I just canโ€™t!โ€


โ€œIโ€™m begging youโ€ฆโ€


Suddenly, the hallway light turns on, and the girlโ€™s sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says:

โ€œDad says that you should go ahead and give him a blow job, or mom can do it.ย  Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it…


… but for Godโ€™s sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!โ€


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