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My wife and I climbed into bed one evening. Things started to get steamy, and our passion was heating up.
But suddenly, she interrupted the moment and said, “I don’t feel like it anymore. I just want you to hold me.”
I was taken aback and asked, “Wait, what? Then what was all of that about earlier?!?”
And then came the dreaded words that no husband wants to hear: “You’re just not in tune with my emotional needs as a woman for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”
I looked at her, puzzled, and she continued, “Can’t you love me for who I am, not just what happens in the bedroom?”
Realizing that our intimate plans were ruined for the night, I decided to take the next day off from work to spend quality time with her.
We had a lovely lunch together and decided to go on a shopping spree at a huge, unnamed department store.
I patiently accompanied her as she tried on various expensive outfits, unable to make a decision.
So, I simply told her, “Let’s buy them all!”
She wanted new shoes to match her new clothes, and I gladly agreed to getting a pair for each outfit.
As we strolled through the store, we ventured into the jewelry department where she picked out a dazzling pair of diamond earrings.
You should have seen her excitement; she must have thought I was about to compete in a shipwreck of wackiness.
I started to wonder if she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet, even though she had never played tennis in her life.
But to her surprise, I responded, “That’s fine, honey.”
Her joy was overflowing, almost reaching a state of euphoria.
With a smile and anticipation, she finally said, “I think that’s all, dear. Let’s head to the cashier.”
I could barely contain myself as I blurted out, “No, honey, I don’t feel like it.”
Her face turned blank, her jaw dropped, and she exclaimed, “What?!” in utter confusion.
I continued, “Really, honey! I just want you to HOLD all this stuff for a while. You see, you’re not quite in touch with my financial needs as a man!”
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