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Jack and Heather had been married for almost 45 years.
Lovely couple, but Jack had this one bad habit that had always disgusted Heather.
Every morning, before getting out of bed, Jack would let out this thunderous, paint peeling fart.
Poor Heather would just cringe.
Over the years she had complained at Jack, “You know Jack! One of these days, you’re going to fart your guts out. What are you going to do when that happens?”
Jack never took it seriously, and just continued on with his morning release.
So, Heather decided to begin getting out of bed before Jack woke up.
Well, Thanksgiving came along, and Heather was up extra early doing prep for that evening’s dinner.
As she was preparing the turkey, she came across the giblets and had a devious idea.
She took the giblets, went upstairs to the bedroom and carefully placed them in the back of Jack’s boxers.
With this done, she returned to the kitchen and carried on with her dinner preparations.
About half an hour later, Heather heard this blood curdling scream come from upstairs.
She chuckled to herself.
After a couple of minutes, she figured she had better go check in on Jack.
As she walked past the bathroom in the upstairs hallway, she saw Jack kneeling naked beside the toilet, holding two fingers up in front of him.
“What’s wrong Jack?” she asked, while trying to hold back her laughter.
Jack turned toward Heather, a tear running down his cheek,
“You were right woman! My goodness, you were right. I actually farted my guts out this morning,”…
“But with sheer determination and these two fingers, I stuffed it all back in!”
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