🤣 𝗝𝗼𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗢𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆 🎉 She bent over naked and was taken from behind… 😂💅
⬇️ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 ⬇️
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Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet. 🐶🏥
The Black Labrador asked the Yellow Labrador, “So why are you here?” 🐕❓
The Yellow Labrador replied, “I’m a pisser. I piss on everything…the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner’s bed.” 🛋️😾👶🛏️
The Black Labrador said, “So what’s the vet going to do?” 🐕❓
“Gonna cut my nuts off,” came the reply from the Yellow Labrador. “They reckon it’ll calm me down.” 😬✂️
“And why are you here?” the Yellow Labrador asked the Black.
The Black Labrador said, “I’m a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I’m inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner’s couch.” 🌸🌳🏡🛋️
“So what are they going to do to you?” the Yellow Labrador inquired. 🐕❓
“Looks like I’m losing my nuts too,” the dejected Black Labrador said. 😢✂️
The Black Labrador then turned to the Great Dane and asked, “Why are you here?” 🐕❓
“I’m a humper,” said the Great Dane. “I’ll hump anything. I’ll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, and fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her feet, and I just couldn’t help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away.” 😳🚿😾
The Black and the Yellow Labradors exchanged a sad glance. “So, it’s nuts off for you too, huh?” 😔✂️
The Great Dane said, “No, apparently I’m just here to get my nails clipped!” 😂💅
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