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😂 Two builders walk into a pub after a hard day’s work 🍺. They sit down for a drink when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink 🍸. The two builders start speculating about his job.
First Builder says, “I’ll bet he’s an accountant.”
Second Builder argues, “Looks more like a stockbroker to me.”
They continue to debate for a while until the first builder needs to use the toilet 🚻. Inside, he sees the smartly dressed man at a urinal.
First Builder says, “Excuse me, buddy, but me and my friend have been arguing over what a smartly dressed fella like you does for a living.”
Smart Man, smiling, replies, “I’m a logical scientist.”
First Builder asks, “A what?”
Smart Man continues, “Let me explain. Do you have a goldfish at home?”
First Builder, puzzled but intrigued, plays along, “Yes, I do.”
Smart Man says, “Well, it’s logical to assume you keep it in a bowl or a pond. Which is it?”
First Builder replies, “A pond.”
Smart Man continues, “Well then, it’s logical to assume you have a large garden.”
First Builder nods in agreement.
Smart Man says, “So, it’s logical to assume you have a large house.”
First Builder, proudly, says, “I have a 6-bedroom house that I built myself 🏡.”
Smart Man says, “Given that, it’s logical to assume you are married…”
First Builder nods again, “Yes, I’m married and we have three children.”
Smart Man continues, “Then it’s logical to assume you have a healthy sex life.”
First Builder boasts, “Five nights a week!”
Smart Man smiles, “Therefore, it’s logical to assume you don’t masturbate often.”
First Builder exclaims, “Never!”
Smart Man explains, “Well, there you have it. That’s logical science at work. From finding out you have a goldfish, I’ve discovered the size of your garden, all about your house, your family, and your sex life!”
The builder leaves, very impressed by the man’s talents.
On returning to the bar, the other builder asks, “I see that smart bloke was in there. Did you find out what he does?”
First Builder replies, “Yeah, he’s a logical scientist.”
Second Builder, puzzled, asks, “A what?”
First Builder continues, “Let me explain. Do you have a goldfish at home?”
Second Builder replies, “No.”
First Builder says,
“Well, you’re a wanker then!” 😆
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