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So, there’s this guy strolling into the US postal service office with that eager-to-please look plastered on his face, all set to nail that job interview.
The interviewer, with a clipboard in hand and a curious glint in their eye, fires off the standard questions.
“Hey there, any allergies we should know about?” the interviewer inquires.
And our guy, with a slightly sheepish grin, admits, “Well, caffeine is a no-go for me. Coffee and I? Not the best of friends.”
The interviewer nods, jotting down notes, then shifts gears. “Military service? Been there, done that?”
“Absolutely,” our candidate replies proudly. “Afghanistan, one tour under my belt.”
“Ah, splendid!” the interviewer exclaims, marking something down on the sheet. “That’ll earn you some extra points, my friend.”
Then comes the inevitable, “Any disabilities?”
Our guy takes a moment, a flicker of seriousness crossing his face before he drops the bombshell—pun intended.
“Well, funny story. A bomb decided to crash the party near me, and, uh, let’s just say I’m now part of the no-testicle club.”
The interviewer winces, then recovers with an awkward chuckle.
“Ah, a casualty of duty, huh? Well, that’s worth some serious bonus points.”
With all the bureaucratic checkboxes ticked, the interviewer announces, “Congratulations! You’ve got enough points to land this gig right here, right now. Welcome to the team!”
But here’s where it gets interesting.
“Your shift starts at 10am sharp,” the interviewer declares.
Our guy’s brow furrows in confusion.
“Hold up, isn’t the workday 8am to 4pm? Why the late start?”
“This is a government job,” the interviewer says,…
“For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls,”…
“And, uh… no point you coming in for that.”
