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👇 THE JOKE 👇
God was just about done creating humans and feeling pretty pleased with his handiwork.
However, he realized he had two parts left over and wasn’t sure how to distribute them between Adam and Eve.
After some thought, he decided to let them choose.
“I’ve got two things left, but you’ll have to decide who gets what. The first thing is the ability to pee standing up…”
Before God could even finish, Adam jumped in, “Oh, please, give that to me! I need that! It seems perfect for a man. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!”
Adam was so excited, he was practically hopping up and down like a kid on Christmas morning.
Eve just chuckled and told God that if Adam wanted it so badly, he could have it.
So, God granted Adam the ability to pee standing up.
Immediately, Adam ran off to test his new ability.
He peed on a rock, then wrote his name in the sand, and even did the helicopter with his newfound talent.
“Look, Eve, I’m a human sprinkler!” he shouted, gleefully spraying water everywhere.
God and Eve watched with a mix of amusement and mild concern.
Finally, God turned to Eve and said, “Well, I guess you get the other thing I have left.”
Eve, still chuckling, asked, “What’s that?”
With a knowing smile, God replied,
“Brains.”
