🤣 𝗝𝗼𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗢𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆 🎉 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝘿𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙇𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧 😂
⬇️ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 ⬇️
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Two aliens in their flying saucer land near an abandoned gas station in the desert. 🛸🌵
They get out and walk up to one of the gas pumps.
The captain alien points his ray gun at the gas pump and says, “Take me to your leader.” 👽🔫⛽
The gas pump says nothing.
The captain alien repeats, “Take me to your leader.” 👽🔫
The gas pump remains silent.
The ensign alien says, “Hey, man, this seems like a bad idea. We should go.” 😬👽
The captain alien replies, “Shut up. I’m in charge here. Take me to your leader.” 👽🔫
The gas pump still says nothing.
The ensign alien tries again, “Dude, this is a really bad idea. These guys are bad news. We should go.” 😰👽
Again, the captain alien replies, “Shut up. What do you know? Last chance! Take me to your leader!” 👽🔫
The gas pump says nothing.
Finally, the captain alien says, “That’s it!” and shoots the gas pump. 💥👽🔫⛽
The entire station explodes, throwing the two aliens 50 yards away. 💥💥🛸
As they’re picking themselves up out of the dirt, the captain alien groans and asks the ensign, “How? How did you know those guys were bad news?” 🤯👽
The ensign alien replies, “I’ve been all over this galaxy, and I’ve learned one fundamental truth: if you meet a creature that can wrap its dick around its waist and stick it in its ear, you leave it alone.” 🤣👽🔄🛸
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