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Zebra gets lost and ends up on a farm

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A cute zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo…

… decided that she wanted to see what was outside her enclosure, so she sneaked out under the cover of night and spent the next day exploring the countryside.

 

The zebra was so excited!  She could see so many new things: green grass, hills, trees and all these strange animals.

 

She arrived at a farm, and there she saw a big fat weird looking brown thing.

 

She ran up to it all excited and said, “Hi! I’m a zebra, what are you?”

 

“I’m a cow,” said the cow.

 

“Right, and what do you do?” asked the zebra.

 

“I make milk for the farmer,” said the cow.

 

“Cool.”  The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it.

 

“Hi, I’m a zebra, what are you?”

 

“I’m a chicken,” said the chicken.

 

“Oh, right, what do you do?” asked the zebra.

 

“I make eggs for the farmer,” said the chicken.

 

“Great, see you around!”

 

Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her, but without the stripes.

 

She ran over to it and said, “Hi, I’m a zebra, what are you?”

 

“I’m a stallion,” said the stallion.

 

“Wow,” said the zebra, “what do you do?”

 

“Come here and take off your pyjamas you adorable little filly, and I’ll show you.”

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