Wife discovers that the sexy woman is her husband’s ex

A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…

 

… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.

 

His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?”

 

“Yes,” sighs the husband.

 

“She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”

 

“My God!” says the wife.

 

“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?”

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