Two Old Ladies Were Having A Smoke – Then It Started To Rain

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Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke.


Suddenly, it started to rain.


One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.


The other looked at her in surprise and asked, β€œWhats that?”


The second lady replied, β€œA condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.”


β€œThat’s ingenious!Β  But where did you get the condom?


The second lady replied,Β  β€œYou can get them at any drugstore.”


The next day, the first lady hobbled herself into the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.


The guy seemed quite embarrassed at hearing this coming from an 83 year old lady, and looked at her with surprise.


β€œA-alright ma’am. Which brand of condoms do you prefer?”


The old lady replied, β€œDoesn’t matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.”


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