Two men take a short cut through the cemetery late at night

One dark night, two men are walking home after a party…

 

… and decide to take a shortcut through the cemetery.

 

Right in the middle of the cemetery they are startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

 

Trembling with fear, they find an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

 

“Holy cow, dude,” one says after catching his breath. “You scared us half to death.  We thought you were a ghost!  What are you doing working here so late at night?”

 

“Those fools!” the old man grumbles.  “They misspelled my name!”