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A man walks into a fancy bar and orders a glass of wine. It’s early in the evening and the bar is mostly empty.
“Hey man, love the suit. That color? It looks great on you,” says a voice near him.
He turns to see who it is, but no one is there.
I must be hearing things, the man thought.
He took a sip of wine, and the voice spoke again.
“You have a beautiful smile.”
The man spins around, but there is still no one there.
He puts his head in his hands, sure that he is going crazy.
A minute goes by and then the voice whispers, “You’re a good person. I believe in you.”
“Okay, that’s it”, says the man , “who keeps talking to me?”
“Oh that’s just the peanuts,” the bartender says gravely…
“They’re complimentary.”
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The beginning of the first class in college a professor wanted to stir things up, to make a point he said, “If there are any idiots in this room, will you please stand up.”
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
“Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” inquired the professor in a snidely voice.
“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student…”
“I just didn’t want to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
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A guy walks into a store and asks the clerk, “Where’s the alcohol?”
The Clerk replies, “I’m sorry Sir, this is a candy store.”
The guy pleads, “Do you have any candy with alcohol in it?!”
The Clerk thinks for a moment, then walks down an aisle and returns with a bag.
The guy looks at the bag and says, “This isn’t quite what I wanted…”
The Clerk shrugs and replies,
“Well, it IS liquor-ish…”
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