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The School Secretary Asks The Boy His Father’s Occupation

    Whats your father’s occupation?


    Asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year.


    “He’s a magician,” said the small boy.


    “How interesting! What’s his favorite trick?


    “Sawing people in half.”


    “Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?’


    “Yes, one half brother and two half-sisters.”

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