The School Secretary Asks The Boy His Father’s Occupation

Whats your father’s occupation?


Asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year.


“He’s a magician,” said the small boy.


“How interesting! What’s his favorite trick?


“Sawing people in half.”


“Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?’


“Yes, one half brother and two half-sisters.”