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The old man went to buy a gun, but never expected this to happen

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Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon.


So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a Colt 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.


When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.”


Making a mental note to complain to the government about gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.


When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided.  I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!


As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on.


I’ve been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.


They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear.


I still don’t think I looked that bad! I just need to wear underwear more often.

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