The biker had a chat to this hot woman in a bar – it changed his perspective

A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink.

 

As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

 

She turned to the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?”

 

He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on Harleys.  My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy’s Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley.  I’ve been riding a Harley ever since.  So yes, I guess I am a real biker.”

 

She said, “I’m a lesbian.  I spend my whole day thinking about women.  As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women.”

 

Then she got up and left.

 

The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?”

 

He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”