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Salesman from LA tries to trick Texas lady – the result is hilarious!

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A little old Texas lady answered a knock on the door one day…

… only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.


β€œGood morning,” said the young man, β€œIf I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners, straight from California.”


β€œGo away!” said the old lady, β€œI haven’t got any money to spend on things like that!” and she proceeded to close the door.


Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.


β€œDon’t be too hasty!” he said. β€œAt least wait until you’ve seen my demonstration.”


And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.


β€œIf this vacuum cleaner doesn’t remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder, cross my heart.”


The old lady stepped back and said, β€œWait here while I go get a spoon. I hope you’ve got a darn good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.”


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